I did say no pairings, right? Lol It has been *ages* since I've written anything graphic (blame ff.net's new rules on that) so I'm rather out of practice. Besides, I do like my fluff. I am glad that so many people took the fic the wrong way, though! That made me happy because I thought it was too obvious what was going to happen (all my friends knew, but then they know me...).